leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

dampsandwich:

LOWERCASE JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE

  • Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
  • Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .